porfin en 7º Wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!8 materias:
-Control digital II
-Automatismos I
-Control de procesos I
-Instrumentación de procesos
-Controles modernos I
-Ingenieria Industrial
-Control de Calidad
-Metodología de la investigación.
lo excelente del asunto es que dos dias salgo temprano (1:10 pm)normalmente salgo a las 3:00 pm
cuando vengo entrando desde las 7:00 am.....
bueno todo un rollo para sobrevivr en el CETI colomos.....
pero lo lograré.
mmmmmMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm que mas???........
ahhh si, ya soy mayor de edad pero no he ido asacar mi credencial de elector para poder comprarme unas cheves. jojojojjojo
Suerte a todos.
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"After a troublesome expedition into the chinese jungle, one of the men of the mission gets lost. Three weeks have passed and his only food has been some wild fruits and plants that he finds. Now, he is weak, tired and he has been sleeping inside caves or under trees.
One afternoon, he finds an old house between the trees, almost entirely covered by a huge vine. It's the only building in the area and the smoke that is coming out from the chimney indicates that the owner of the house is at home.
Without hesitation, he comes close to the house and knocks on the door. A very old chinese man, with a beard that almost touches the floor, comes out and greets him. Then, this old man asks the traveler: "What do you want?"
The traveler responded: "I have been lost for almost three weeks. I haven't been able to sleep or eat since then. I would thank you, eternally, if you could give me some food and a bed, only for tonight."
The chinese elder thinks for a moment and then says: "I will offer you food and I will let you sleep in my house, but with a condition: DO NOT TOUCH MY GRANDAUGHTER"
The traveler was terribly exhausted and hungry, and accepted: "I promise that I won't cause any trouble to you. Tomorrow by the early morning I will leave"
"Very well, but if I ever discover that you didn't keep your promise I will apply you the three worst Chinese tortures that the world has ever seen!"
"Don't worry, you have my word of honor" said the man as he entered the house. Besides, he was wondering what kind of woman could live with such a cranky old man in the middle of the jungle?
That night, after taking a bath, the traveler went downstairs for dinner. It was there when he saw her. The grandaughter of the chinese old man was an incredibly beautiful young woman, gorgeous just like a pearl. He couldn't remove his gaze from her, neither she could from him.
After dinner and when everybody was in their respective bedrooms, the traveler came out from his bedroom and went towards the one of the grandaughter. He spent almost all the night with her, trying to remain as silent as he could. After finishing, he returned to his room, thinking: "man, after this heavenly experience, I'm willing to endure ANY chinese torture"
The next morning, he felt a terrible weight resting on his chest, and he woke up. When he opened his eyes, he discovered a huge rock on top of him. On one of the sides of the rock, an inscription could be read: "Chinese Torture 1: A 70 kilogram rock on your chest"
"What a silly and innocent torture!" he thought as he removed the rock and threw it over the open window.
Just before the rock abandoned his fingers, he could see another inscription: "Chinese Torture 2: The rock is tied to your left testicle"
The rock was already falling and the rope was starting to stretch... Desperate, the man decided to jump after the rock as he thought: "From this height, I will certainly break one of my legs, but I won't lose my nut"
He jumped and he was already in the air and falling, well past the window when he turned around to see that in the wall was a third inscription: "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle, tied to one of the legs of the bed"
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"If mankind does not put an end to war, war will put an end to mankind" John F. Kennedy, Democrat
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"If mankind does not put an end to war, war will put an end to mankind" John F. Kennedy, Democrat
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Next time someone drives an airliner up your a$$, just remember, you probably deserved it! (you are not the world's cop.... )
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"If mankind does not put an end to war, war will put an end to mankind" John F. Kennedy, Democrat
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Next time someone drives an airliner up your a$$, just remember, you probably deserved it! (you are not the world's cop.... )
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"If mankind does not put an end to war, war will put an end to mankind" John F. Kennedy, Democrat
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"If mankind does not put an end to war, war will put an end to mankind" John F. Kennedy, Democrat
Dos parejas están jugando a cartas.
De repente, a Luis se le caen unas cartas al suelo. Cuando se agacha
para levantarlas, nota que la mujer de Pablo no está usando ropa
interior.
Medio incómodo, Luis se golpea la cabeza con la mesa y se levanta con cierto rubor en el rostro. Más tarde, Luis va a la cocina a buscar
una cerveza y la mujer de Pablo lo sigue.
Le pregunta:
- ¿Viste algo interesante debajo de la mesa?
Luis admite que sí, y ella continúa:
- ¡
Luis piensa un minuto, y dice que está interesado.
Quedan en encontrarse el viernes siguiente a las 2 p.m., cuando Pablo estuviera en la oficina.
El viernes, Luis va a la casa de Pablo y, después de una sesión de sexo como hacía mucho tiempo no tenía, le paga a la mujer los 500 Euros
acordados.
Al rato después llega Pablo y le pregunta a su mujer:
- ¿Luis estuvo aquí hoy a la tarde?
La mujer, a regañadientes y un tanto sorprendida, responde que sí.
- ¿Y él te dio 500 Euros?
(Dios mío, él lo sabe), piensa ella. Y finalmente dice:
- Sí, me los dio.
- ¡Ah, que bueno! -responde Pablo-, él pasó por mi oficina esta mañana y me pidió 500 Euros prestados. Me dijo que me los devolvería esta
tarde al pasar por la casa, que te los dejaría a ti si yo no estaba.
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"If mankind does not put an end to war, war will put an end to mankind" John F. Kennedy, Democrat
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Next time someone drives an airliner up your a$$, just remember, you probably deserved it! (you are not the world's cop.... )
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